i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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