Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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