After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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