i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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