I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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