Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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