Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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