no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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