I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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