I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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