Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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