her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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