Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
