Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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