Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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