I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
sex in a hospital.. check
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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