Nicole vs. Life
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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