Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
