He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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