So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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