I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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