I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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