everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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