He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My pussy is not your playground.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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