Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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