I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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