Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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