I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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