OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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