His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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