I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My liver just had a heart attack.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
