from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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