You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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