Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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