My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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