We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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