Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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