There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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