I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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