We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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