Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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