quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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