i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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