I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
did i walk over a car last night?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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