Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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