nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
pray to the hookup gods
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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