WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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