Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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