This girl is more easily done than said...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
