I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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